I just can't believe what happened here...! I need to do something about this...! Now i can finally forget about that classmate of mine who refused to go out with me...!
Alright so last night after all classes were over, i went back to college for a special lecture... In the auditorium, before it started, i saw this one girl... skinny but very pretty...
For some reason, i had the feelin' she was talkin' about gainin' weight... But i wasn't sure... when the first part of the lecture was over, as everybody left the auditorium for a "coffee break", i heard her say that she had... "put on a few", as she adjusted her jacket around her body (guess that'd be the english equivalent for what she said
)... and durin' the coffee break, i saw that she ate... a considerable amount... A lovely sight...
Oh, but when i saw her walkin' back into the auditorium pattin' her belly... Man, my heart hadn't pounded like that since my first love affair...!
Whatever happened here, it must mean something...! I don't know anything about her, other than she's a student... And like the Herman's Hermits would say, i'm "a flop with chicks" (does anyone know where to find love potion number 9...?)... But there's gotta be something i can do... = l
I kind of... have a plan... If everything goes alright, i'll be seein' her again in a few days... Man if this works... Oh, i'll be just so happy...! Maybe she's the one i've been lookin' for all this time... And i've been lonely most of my life so... Please wish me luck...!